joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Asian women drivers...

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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womans having rights.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Anti Joke

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