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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock Knock. Doors open

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Knock Knock The doors already open

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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