A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

a person who will soon die of beeties

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Asian women drivers...

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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