- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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