I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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