- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Penis

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Horse.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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