Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Who is it?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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