- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

black people

Lewis

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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