What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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