What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Women's rights.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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black chicken. kfc

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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