- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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