what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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this website is a bad joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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