What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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