- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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