- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

ure mama's so fat

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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