- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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