- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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