- Anti Joke

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.