- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

i like turtles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Here come the elephants over the hill!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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