- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A chicken walked into the bar...

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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