Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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