- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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