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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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