- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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