What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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