What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

10inch nice

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

why did the blue berry cross the road

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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