why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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