A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Asian women drivers...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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womans having rights.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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