- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

yolo your orange looks orange

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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