What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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