Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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