Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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