what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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