What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

eoin burgin is fat

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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