Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Robin, get in the car!

Skinny people fart less.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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