- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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