- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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