- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

a black guy hates chicken.

world society

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Your mom is so old she died

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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