- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Urban ghettos

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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