- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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