- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

osama bin laden is dead

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

There is no I in Pie except for the I

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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