- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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