a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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