- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

quantum physics?

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Nickelback

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Chris Bosh's neck

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