- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How would you rule?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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