- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's just not right? Left

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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