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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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