Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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