- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Asian women drivers...

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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