- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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