- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Your life

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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