- Anti Joke

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

womans having rights.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

I named my son ps2 controller