- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Obama

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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