Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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