- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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