- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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