- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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