- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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