- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

women's rights

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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