A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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miha kako si?

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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The Princess is in another castle

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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