Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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