- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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