- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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