- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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