- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Whats worse than suicide? death

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