- Anti Joke

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....