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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

If you were a pie I'd eat you

NEVER

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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