Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What would Muhammed do?

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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