- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

knock knock Goodbye

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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