- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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