Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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