What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why? Why not?

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Skinny people fart less.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Anti Joke

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