Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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