What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Penis chickens

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

I'm Polish.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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