- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Face...the other white meat!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Black people having a Job.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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