- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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