- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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