What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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