- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's blue? The sky.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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