- Anti Joke

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.