- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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