- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock knock Fuck off!

im @ work, LOL.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Im gay What about you

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

ejaculation JLR

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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