Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

The cream, it is coming

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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